Why Men..and Women Never..

i just finished Allan and Barbara Pease's (you can see their column in LIFE!sunday for couples) new guide book "Why Men Can Only Do One Thing At A Time and Women Never Stop Talking".the title is so long i sld just refer to it as the Book.it's good! so tomorrow i'm bringing it so a14 can have a good laugh over it tomorrow.i'm guessing the girls (especially steph) will be most interested.

feeling high UNPOETIC right now despite my desperate brainracking activity for a new poetic/lyrical nickname.i currently can't think of a single emo thing to say! maybe it's cos iv been more on the moody side today because for 2 consecutive times iv just dreamt about PE,which i have for real tomorrow.last night i dreamt about swimming for PE.today i dreamt about swimming for PE too!!! and the PE teachers were in the dreams too.good thing they were like encouraging me,although i could literally feel the incredulity (i.e. eyerolling) i had as i listened to them cheer me on.but i have a few interesting things to note from the Book before i go back to my complex numbers tutorial.

"If a woman is unhappy in her relationships, she can't concentrate on her work." I'm not talking about my latest unhappiness but i have to admit i'm not really happy these past few days.work progress has totally sucked to the core,particularly because i refuse to talk about it to anyone except God,who at least won't laugh out loud.

and the best part of the Book,

What Women Actually Look For

1. Personality

2. Humour

3. Sensitivity

4. Brains

5. Good Body

What Men Think Women Look For

1. Personality

2. Good Body

3. Humour

4. Sensitivity

5. Good Looks

The men aren't that far off,really.

What Women Think Men Look For

1. Good Looks

2. Good Body

3. Nice Chest

4. Nice Butt

5. Personality

What Men Actually Look For

1. Personality

2. Good looks

3. Brains

4. Humour

5. Good Body

Women are more far off than they know it.

i can think of a few good men.and i realize too that im not that far off from being perfect.

i think even God will laugh out loud to that.